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your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

pokejunglenet:

New Pokémon merch coming to Japan. So cute :3

pokejunglenet:

New Pokémon merch coming to Japan. So cute :3

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

callumbal:

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

callumbal:

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

taraobrien:

chessieness:

fancybidet:

boydoicry:

read-outside:

lovethyfatness:

wedontknowjack:

14/04/2013: Measuring Up.

Oh my god. His stretchmarks are freakin’ rad!

I’m not sure you understand how important this is to me.  I have literally never seen a man with stretchmarks before, so I’ve always been really self-conscious of mine.  

so many men have stretchmarks, i know a few guys with deep marks like this persons. very common, dont feel insecure because they are no big deal at all. But, i am glad you got to see this photo because i know how comforting it is to find a photo of something you feel weird about that doesnt seem the norm. :)

These are the kind of stretchmarks that inspire me! When I was a teen I had these all over my boobs and I felt so self conscious.

so much yes

Keith’s stretchmarks are one of my most favourite things in the world. These photos are fucking rad.

sharkfartsandthings:

Can we talk about the episode descriptions for Regular Show on Netflix? 

woofycakes:

the little dude is the player avatar I mentioned in an older ask post

sylvehun:

holy shit

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week